"Ah, this place. 'Fraid I don't know much more than you. It's where I've always been, as far as I know. The place is a big complex, lots of rooms and hallways tangling together. This area is mostly locked, except for me and Cula's rooms, and this place of course. There is another area that has a lot of storage space, and another area that's all technology. I don't understand much of it, but it's useful. I can show you around, once this cake is done. It has to cool before you can decorate it, since frosting can melt real easy."
It sounds interesting. And it smells even better.
He leans back in his chair and huffs a bit. "But yeah, I don't understand this place. It's plenty comfortable, once you get used to it. And you better get used to it, 'cause there's no way out."
That is not reassuring.